You ever just want to stick your tongue into someone else’s mouth but that mouth is 3000 miles away? Well, thanks to my favorite weirdos in the world, the Japanese, you will soon be able to at least simulate all the face sucking action you ever wanted. Using a rotating straw type device, the user on either end sticks the straw contraption in their mouth and then the fun begins. No word on whether anyone will ever use this but that’s probably what they said when the fleshlight came out too.
via (Touch Me!)