grandma says neighbors train squrriels for secretive spy ring

Have you ever been mad enough at your neighbor to train a squirrel to spy on and then destroy their flower bed?  No, neither has anyone else but that didn’t stop a lovely old lady from telling the cops this is exactly what happened to her precious petunias.  That must one pain in the ass grandmother.

Think of all the uncomfortable christmas meals she participated in.  The time she thought Aunt Chippie was wearing a wire and stripped her naked to show us all she was right.  She was wrong and none of the family has been the same since.  Maybe she should  cut down on her glaucoma medicine.

White_Tailed_SquirrelA pensioner branded a neighbor from hell has been warned that she must keep the peace for six months or face a fine after destroying a homeowner’s flower bed – in an apparent row over a squirrel.

Marion Webster, 78, has been reported to police at least 40 times by long-suffering neighbors for her anti-social behaviour.

She was found guilty of criminal damage last October for tearing out £50 of flowers from a neighbor’s flower beds at Solihull Magistrates Court.

via (Touch Me!)

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